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Have You Been Naughty or Nice?

Posted by steveonsinema on December 29, 2008

Hello there.  How was your Christmas week/weekend?  Mine, well it was a busy week of shopping, traveling and family.  Last Sunday, Warren and I traveled to my hometown in central Minnesota to celebrate my family Christmas.  We had our own Christmas here on Thursday (Christmas Day) where Warren gave me gifts including American Eagle sweatshirts and t-shirts (2 of each), a couple of books, and 5 DVDs including: “The Happening”, “Get Smart”, “What Happens In Vegas”, “Hancock” and “Hellboy 2: The Golden Army”.  I now have a handful of good movies to watch over the next couple of weeks.  Warren and I actually watched “The Happening” the other night, and we both enjoyed the story, but Warren didn’t like the “gore” in the movie. It was a very gory movie all in all, but I really enjoyed it…but of course I did. :-)   Anyway, thank you Warren for all of the great gifts, I love you pal!

This past Saturday, we both woke up early and headed back to my hometown to celebrate my G&G’s (Grandpa and Grandma) Christmas.  Many of my family and relatives were there for food, family time, Trivial Pursuit (my team won!) and more.  I know that both of us ate way too much, especially the sweets…but had a lot of fun.  We drove all the way there and back all in one day, about 7 hours of driving time all together, all while we both were coming down with colds.  We are now battling these crappy colds and hoping they fade away over the next day or two.  Even though we ended the Christmas week getting ill, we both enjoyed our time together with family and friends.

Anyway, all of that said…we are back…and I’m back.  Thanks for being patient while I got done with all my traveling and illness.  This post was going to be done last week, on Friday in between Christmas celebrations, but all of what I stated above got in the way! :-)   No, actually it’s just life and it’s all good.  I’m dedicating this blog to my favorite holiday (Christmas) horror movie - “Silent Night Deadly Night”.

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Here’s the story of the original film in the series…

SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT: They’re STILL protesting this gloriously fiendish malignment of jolly ol’ Saint Nick! Young Billy’s life-defining night arrives Christmas Eve when his nutzoid gramps terrifies him with tales of a vengeful Mr. Claus who PUNISHES naughty boys and girls. This nightmare is realized when the tike’s family is accosted by a Santa-suited maniac who blows away his daddy and gleefully rips off his momma’s blouse before slashing her throat. Billy’s doom-filled years under the whims of a sadistic nun (Lilyan Chauvin) and holiday taunts at an orphanage virtually assure Robert Brian Wilson’s psychotic meltdown that bloodies the delicious final reel — such as when Linnea Quigley is impaled on deer antlers for being exceedingly NAUGHTY atop a pool table. This deeply subversive gem wrung fresh plasma from the then sequel-worn slasher genre and deserves, if not the utmost respect, at least another look. There’s no better time now that Anchor Bay’s cobbled together the most “uncut” version to date, though momentarily at the expense of pristine image quality. Don’t overlook the 30-minute phone interview with apologetic auteur Charles E. Sellier Jr. (of “Grizzly Adams” fame) or priceless selections from “Santa’s Stocking of Outrage.” Seven breasts. 12 corpses. Spanking. Anatomical activities. Decapitated snowman. Multiple dead Santas. Bully bludgeoning. Nunspolitation. Nostalgic toy store footage (Can you spy Jabba the Hutt, Castle Greyskull or G.I. Joe?) Christmas crooning. Gratuitous “hard work” montage. Boozing. Two implied rapes. Oily radio deejays. Rampant axe wielding. Mother Superior snarls: “You will learn what it is to be SORRY! … Punishment is absolute. Punishment is necessary. Punishment is good!”

2850_2Now, if this wasn’t enough for you, the movie spawned not only one, but 4 sequels.  “Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2″ was a disappointment to me.  It basically included a lot of footage from the first movie, and didn’t have much of it’s own storyline.  See below for a quick recap of the film.

SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT PART 2: They’re kidding, right? FORTY MINUTES of this sequel’s running time is divvied among TWELVE flashback sequences as Billy’s younger brother Ricky (Eric Freeman) rassles the bats in his belfry. In fact, it isn’t until the 50-minute mark before his inevitable homicidal rampage begins and another 25 minutes after that before he dutifully dons a Santa suit and hollers “PUNISH!” while pursuing the family pastime. You can hear firsthand how and WHY this Frankensteinian disaster was committed to film during a holly, jolly commentary by mercenary director Lee Harry and writer Joe Earle alongside actor James Newman who stonefaced it as Ricky’s psychiatrist. No breasts (Darn Elizabeth Kaitan’s ninja-esque nipples.) 14 corpses. Plus seven recycled breasts and 10 repurposed corpses. Excessive eyebrow emoting (which may explain Mr. Freeman’s truncated career.) Diddling. Gratuitous movie-within-a-movie sequence. One back-alley beating. Umbrella to the gut with coincidentally timed rain storm. Exploding import. Suburban gun rampage. Nun abuse. Pipe puffing. High-voltage dentistry. Delayed-reaction decapitation. Sign over holiday donation till reads: “Santa wants you to give a BUCK for the children.”

b0000aylje01_sclzzzzzzz_v1061936515_A two-disc DVD (above) was released that included both films a few years ago, which I found on Ebay as it had been out of print for some time.  However, you can purchase a recently released DVD of “Silent Night Deadly Night” at your local Best Buy or online at Amazon.com or CDUniverse.com.  The next three films in the series “Silent Night Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out”, “Silent Night Deadly Night 4: The Initiation” and “Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker” have yet to be released on DVD, only available on out of print VHS format.  I’m anxiously awaiting their future release onto DVD – come on Anchor Bay, let’s get working on transferring these movies onto DVD format (My plug for the day)! :-)

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Well, I know Warren won’t be watching “Silent Night Deadly Night” anytime soon, but I recently watched the movie on DVD again and it’s actually a lot of fun if you like horror movies as I do.  Don’t waste your time with Part 2, but invest the time with the original film.  I know I have been both “naughty” and “nice” this year…right Warren? :-)

Until tomorrow, or Wednesday, have a great evening and take care of yourself.  Enjoy the next couple of days before New Years, and plan something fun for you and your partner, spouse, or mate.  Make sure you prepare yourself for that “special kiss” at 12:00 midnight on Wednesday!

Talk to you soon.

Steve

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Posted by steveonsinema on December 25, 2008

Good morning everyone and Merry Christmas!

Thanks for stopping by on this Christmas holiday to check in with me.

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So did you find something “big” under your Christmas tree this morning?  How about your “Gay Man’s” Santa wish list, I know that each and every one of you own at least something on this list.  Come on, admit it…you do!!

I hope you all are having a wonderful time today with your partner, family, and/or friends.  Warren and I did a little shopping yesterday, to finish up on one gift that I needed to purchase.  This was after doing a little snow shoveling in the morning.  After a couple quick stops at Best Buy and the mall, we were off to see the movie “Yes Man” with Jim Carrey.  It was a pretty funny movie, a laughed throughout in between trying to keep Warren awake! :-)   I love you pal!  After the movie we headed home to make some supper (shrimp pasta), and then crashed and watched some tv until bedtime.  A nice, fun, relaxing day all in all.  Today we will be opening gifts shortly and sharing a Christmas Day together.  How about all of you?

I just wanted to stop by and say hi to everyone who may be reading my blog today.  Here’s a great big gay “Merry Christmas” to all of my fellow gay men and women out there; as well as to all my friends, family and loyal readers.  May your day be truly wonderful; filled with love, joy and laughter.  Please remember to drive safely this holiday season.

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A very special Merry Christmas to my partner Warren – I love you with all my heart pal.

Take care.  Hugs and love!

Steve

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I’ve Got My “Eye” On a Hot New DVD Release

Posted by steveonsinema on December 23, 2008

Hello everyone!  Welcome back to my blog.  Another week down, hopefully many more to go. :-) It’s been a cold, miserable last few days of weather here in northern Minnesota.  We are getting blasted with snow, as it seems to snow a few inches every day.  I know what you’re thinking…a few inches is really pretty good, and I hear you…but inches in relation to snow is not too good, at least for this blogger.  More and more everyday I’m thinking that I need to head down south (i.e. Florida); where there is no snow, no cold, no ice, no frost…just nice warm weather.  Oh well, I guess our four seasons here in Minnesota are cool in some respects, but I truly hate the winter season.  The only good thing about winter to me is that I get to catch up on my favorite television shows and movies.

This past weekend, while in Minneapolis on Saturday, Warren and I went to a couple of great movies as you may know if you have read our blog “The View On Superior”.  We saw “Seven Pounds” with Will Smith and “Milk” with Sean Penn.  Both movies were really wonderful, but I especially enjoyed “Milk”.  To me after watching the film, Harvey Milk was truly an inspiration to gay men (and women) everywhere.  I was truly moved by this film, and couldn’t take my eyes off the screen and mind away from the story.  It was not only truly touching to me, but gave me happy and sad emotions throughout the film.

Warren and I tried three different theaters before finally ending up in downtown Minneapolis in order to be able to see “Milk”.  The only bad part of the entire movie and evening at the theater was that we attended the movie at the Lagoon, and the seats are very old and most are broken.  It’s a theater that they don’t update with anything new, probably to keep the spirit of the original theater in tact…but they definitely need some new seats.  Warren and I have been to this theater a few times, and each time we end up with sore back sides at the end of the evening.  My seat was slanted downward, and I had to push it up with my tip toes the entire night, just so I wouldn’t slide right onto the theater floor.  It wasn’t a lot of fun sitting in that seat for over 2 hours, but at least the movie “Milk” was excellent and kept my mind off the seat (somewhat).

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Here’s a quick little snapshot of the movie “Milk” – a great film! After moving to San Francisco, the middle-aged New Yorker, Harvey Milk, became a Gay Rights activist and city politician. On his third attempt, he was elected to San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors in 1977, making him the first openly gay man to be elected to public office in the USA. The following year, both he and the city’s mayor, George Moscone, were shot to death by former city supervisor, Dan White, who blamed his former colleagues for denying White’s attempt to rescind his resignation from the board.

By all means, go see this film.  As part of the gay community we need to support these films which are an important part of gay history.  “Milk” – it will make you think, it will inspire you, it will tug at your emotions, it will make you happy and sad…but let the movie do all of these things to you, so go see it this weekend!

On to other things.  My “HOT” DVD Release of the week is a high adrenline, action-packed thriller entitled “Eagle Eye”.  This is the one DVD release this week that I would say is worthy of watching, as this was another fairly slow week as far as new DVD releases are concerned.  I know that there were a couple of early releases on Sunday of this week, including “Burn After Reading” featuring Brad Pitt and George Clooney – eye candy galore!  This is another film that would be a good pick, and a great weekend “stay in and keep warm” movie.  But, I will stick with “Eagle Eye” as my pick of the week as I know my partner Warren really enjoyed this film.  I thought it was a good movie overall, not as good as Shia LaBeouf’s last movie, “Disturbia”, but it was enjoyable nonetheless.

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Take a quick look here at the storyline…

Eagle Eye: The film begins with the armed forces getting a lead on a suspected terrorist. As the man is a recluse, getting a positive ID proves difficult, and the DOD’s computer system recommends that the mission be aborted. From continued aerial surveillance of the area, the suspect is apparently attending a funeral but the possibility that it is a facade makes those present all nervous – the system continues to recommend abort. The Secretary of Defense (Michael Chiklis) agrees with the abort recommendation, but the President orders the mission be carried out anyway. This turns into a political backlash when all those killed turn out to be civilians, and retaliatory bombings are carried out in response. The scene abruptly shifts to the life of Jerry Shaw (Shia LaBeouf), a Stanford University drop out who not only lacks any real direction in his life, but also faces great financial difficulty. He gets a phone call from his parents telling him that his twin brother, Ethan, is dead. Following the funeral, Jerry gets a $1,000 check from his dad. When Jerry tries to deposit the check and withdraw some money from the ATM, he’s surprised to see that his account is filled with a lump sum of money. Soon he returns home to find his apartment filled with a large amount of weapons, explosives, and forged documents. He receives a phone call from an unknown woman, who explains that the FBI are about to apprehend him in thirty seconds and that he must escape. Not believing her, he is caught by the FBI, led by Agent Thomas Morgan (Billy Bob Thornton) and Air Force Office of Special Investigations Special Agent Zoe Perez (Rosario Dawson). The unknown woman arranges Jerry’s escape and has him join up with single mother Rachel Holloman (Michelle Monaghan). Holloman is being coerced into helping by the woman, who threatens to kill her son, Sam, a trumpet player on his way to Washington, D.C. from Chicago for a band recital. The woman helps the pair to avoid the police and FBI units, demonstrating the ability to remotely control virtually any networked device, such as traffic lights, cell phones, and even automated cranes. While Jerry and Rachel follow her instructions, the woman has a crystal explosive made into a necklace and its sound-based trigger placed inside Sam’s trumpet. Jerry and Rachel are led to Washington, D.C. through various means. Along the way, they are introduced to the woman, who is actually a top secret super-computer called ARIA tasked with gathering intelligence from all over the world. ARIA, the overtaken computer, can control virtually anything electronic to that end. In light of the mistake made by the President at the beginning of the film, ARIA has decided that the executive branch is a threat to the public good and must be eliminated. ARIA plans to destroy the President’s Cabinet, and calls this Operation Guillotine. It has decided to leave the Secretary of Defense, who agreed with its recommendation to abort, as the successor to the presidency. She does not reveal this to Jerry or Rachel, merely explaining that she is trying to help the people of the United States. At the Pentagon, where ARIA is housed, Agent Perez discovers that Ethan worked as a technician for the computer and locked it down to prevent ARIA from carrying out her plan. Perez warns the Secretary of Defense and they discuss the situation in a sealed room to prevent ARIA from hearing their conversation. Jerry and Rachel arrive at the Pentagon and are led to the super computer, where ARIA forces Jerry to impersonate Ethan and use an override code allowing her to go ahead with the plan. She then instructs Rachel to eliminate Jerry to prevent the lock from being reinstated, but Rachel cannot bring herself to do it. Rachel is led out of the building by ARIA while Jerry is caught by Agent Morgan. Having been warned by Agent Perez, Morgan believes Jerry’s story and takes him to the United States Capitol. On their way, however, ARIA sends an MQ-9 Reaper UCAV after them. Agent Morgan sacrifices himself to destroy the craft and save Jerry. Meanwhile, Agent Perez returns to the super computer and is successful in destroying it, but not before ARIA uploads roughly a fifth of its memory to another location. Rachel is given the explosive necklace and sent to watch the President’s speech. Sam’s class, whose recital has been moved from the Kennedy Center to the Capitol for the President’s State of the Union Address, begins to play. The trigger that will set off the explosive necklace is set to activate when Sam plays a high F on his trumpet corresponding to the word “free” in the last verse of the U.S. national anthem. Jerry successfully infiltrates the vicinity and fires Morgan’s pistol into the air, stopping the performance and emptying the room, but provoking a Secret Service agent to shoot him in the shoulder. In the aftermath of the chaos ARIA caused, the Secretary of Defense urges that another super computer should not be built. Ethan posthumously receives the Medal of Honor while Jerry, injured but alive and well, receives the Congressional Gold Medal.

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Well, that’s a wrap!  Yes, another Tuesday has come and gone, but don’t fret…I will be back again on Christmas for a little “Christmas cheer” for you.  Maybe a list of my favorite Christmas and/or holiday films, or maybe some fun with Santa.  At this point I’m not quite sure, but believe me, you will hear from me again very soon.

Until we meet again, have a great Christmas Eve, enjoy the time with your family, friends, partner, or spouse – whoever you are spending the holidays with.  Keep warm, keep close, enjoy your time together and make this holiday season special for all around you.  Warren and I are going to have some fun tomorrow, so it’s time to end for today and get some beauty sleep.

Take care and Happy Holidays to all!

Steve

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‘Sizzling Hot Actor’ Hall Of Fame Inductee

Posted by steveonsinema on December 19, 2008

Hello, and welcome back!  Today here in Minnesota it is snowing, snowing and well…snowing!  I have the day off work, and haven’t been able to hardly get out of the house except to shovel snow and get my headlight replaced on my car.  We have probably got at minimum 10 inches of new snow since last night.  It white, it’s fluffy and it sucks!!  What I would give to fly down to Florida and have a sunny and warm Christmas this year. ☺

Anyway, enough about the cold, snowy weather, it’s time to move on to something hotter.  Congratulations are in order to my very first “sizzling hot actor” hall of fame inductee…Richard Gere.  Richard is one fine actor, and one heck of a hot man.  My partner Warren always gives me crap when we watch Richard’s films, as he knows how much I love to admire Mr. Gere.  One of the first days after we met, I had told Warren about my “Top 5” hot actor list; those actors whom I really loved to look at.   I thought that they were all “sizzling hotties” – actors who I thought were very attractive.  Richard was in my top five list at that time, over 9 years ago, and he remains there today.  He is definitely worthy of my first Hall of Fame induction.

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Here is a little insight on Richard, some background and a brief look into some of his films…

Humanitarian and actor, Richard Gere was born on August 31, 1949, in Philadelphia. The second of five children, his father, Homer, was an insurance salesman, and his mother was Doris. Richard started early as a musician, playing a number of instruments in high school and writing music for high school productions. He graduated from North Syracuse Central High School in 1967, and won a gymnastics scholarship to the University of Massachusetts in Amherst, where he majored in philosophy. He left college after two years to pursue acting, landing a lead role in the London production of the rock musical “Grease” in 1973. The following year he would be in other plays, such as “Taming of the Shrew.” Onscreen, he had a few roles, and gained recognition in “Looking for Mr. Goodbar” in 1977. Offscreen, he spent 1978 meeting Tibetans when he traveled to Nepal, where he spoke to many monks and lamas. Returning to the US, on Broadway he portrayed a concentration-camp prisoner in “Bent,” for which he received the 1980 Theatre World Award. Back in Hollywood, he played the title role in “American Gigolo” in 1980, establishing himself as a major star; this status was re-affirmed by “An Officer and a Gentleman” in 1982. In the early 1980s, Richard went to Honduras, Nicaragua and El Salvador (amidst ongoing wars and political violence); he traveled with a doctor and visited refugee camps. It is said that he was romantically linked with lovely Brazilian painter Sylvia Martins. In 1990 Richard teamed up with Julia Roberts to star in the blockbuster “Pretty Woman” in 1990; his cool reserve was the perfect complement to Julia’s bubbling enthusiasm. The film captured the nation’s heart, and won the People’s Choice award for Best Movie. Fans clamored for years for a sequel, or at least another pairing of Julia and Richard. They got their wish with “Runaway Bride” in 1999, which was a runaway success (Richard got $12 million, Julia made $17 million, the box office was $152 million, which shows what happens when you give the public what it wants!). Offscreen, Richard and Cindy Crawford got married December 12, 1991 (they were divorced in 1995). Afterwards, Richard started dating actress Carey Lowell. They had a son, Homer James Jigme Gere, on February 6, 2000. Richard was picked by People magazine as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the world in 1991, and as their Sexiest Man Alive in 1999. He is an accomplished pianist and music writer. Above all, Richard is a humanitarian. He’s a founding member of “Tibet House,” a nonprofit organization dedicated to the preservation of Tibetan culture. He has been an active supporter of “Survival International” for several years, a worldwide organization supporting tribal peoples, affirming their right to decide their own future and helping them protect their lives, lands and human rights (these tribes are global, including the Indians of the Amazon, the Maasai of East Africa, the Wichi of Argentina, and others). In 1994 Richard went to London to open Harrods’ sale, donating his $50,000 appearance fee to Survival. He has been prominent in their charity advertising campaigns. He says, “If people lose their land, they have nothing. You lose your land, you lose your culture, you lose self.” As for the duty of rich nations helping developing countries, Richard says, “This planet can’t exist anymore unless all peoples are taken into account. The he suffering does not limit itself to one body; it goes through the entire body”.

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How about some facts and trivia about Richard…

- Is the second of five children born to Homer and Doris Gere
- People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive in 1999
- Graduated from North Syracuse Central High School in 1967
- Was a member of the student council, gymnastics team, lacrosse team, and ski team
- Won a gymnastics scholarship to the University of Massachusetts Amherst, where he majored in philosophy; he dropped out in 1969 to pursue acting.
- Listed as one of twelve “Promising New Actors of 1977″ in John Willis’ Screen World, Vol. 29
- A Buddhist for over a decade, Gere was banned from the Oscars once after making anti-China comments on the air at the 1993 ceremony
- Cindy Crawford and Richard were married in December 1991 by Rev. Wes McPherson at the Little Church of the West, Las Vegas
- He appeared in the music video and sang in the choir on the song “Voices That Care”
- Chosen by People magazine as one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the world in 1991
- An accomplished pianist and music writer; in fact, he composed and performed the piano solo featured in Pretty Woman
- His son, with actress Carey Lowell, Homer James Jigme Gere, was born on February 6th, 2000 in New York City weighing in at 8 pounds, 12 ounces
- When the Chinese Government asked Gere to one of their film festivals, Gere would attend two conditions: 1) That he was allowed to bring his own interpreter and 2) That he would stay in Taipei, Taiwan during his visit – the government agreed and Gere went to the festival
- Named his son: Homer James Jigme – “Jigme” means “fearless” in Tibetan
- Turned down the lead role in “Die Hard” which went to Bruce Willis
- Is referenced in the 2001 hit song “Crying at the Discothéque” by Swedish dance group Alcazar
- Is Irish-American
- He trained for five months for the tap dance scene in “Chicago”
- Some of his earliest photos, known as “head shots” were taken by a boyhood friend and struggling photographer Herb Ritts – the people handling Gere were so impressed with the photos, they began hiring Ritts for other assignments and he is now a top photographer
- Agreed to a small role in the HBO film “And the Band Played On” in 1993 despite the prevalent belief in the film industry it would be detrimental to his career – subsequently, stars like Steve Martin, Alan Alda, Phil Collins and Anjelica Huston were willing to appear
- Visited Kosovo’s fugitives in Macedonia, during the Kosovo’s crisis in 1999
- On the November 16, 2007 episode of “Live with Regis and Kathie Lee” in 1989, he cleared up the fact he is not vegetarian but has not eaten red meat for 30 years
- Is President of The Gere Foundation, founded in 1991 – the non-profit organization focusing on international humanitarian issues, with emphasis on Tibet
- In the three films that made him a star, “Days of Heaven”, “American Gigolo”, and “An Officer and a Gentleman” his role had been turned down by John Travolta
- In a London Evening Standard interview to promote “Chicago”, he claimed to have brought a 750cc Triumph T140V Bonneville from Triumph’s Meriden factory with his first paycheck while touring with the stage production of “Grease” – he also rode the same updated model, a 1978 T140E, in “An Officer and a Gentleman” and an even earlier model, a 1960s 650cc T120R Bonneville in “Mr. Jones”
- Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals’ 2006 Man of the Year
- Turned down the role of Gordon Gekko in “Wall Street” – has since said that is the role he regrets passing on the most
- For his role as Clifford Irving in “The Hoax”, Gere shaved back his hairline, got a perm, and even altered the appearance of his nose to fit the part
- In 1993, People Magazine didn’t name a “Sexiest Man Alive”, but named Richard and his then-wife Cindy Crawford as Sexiest Couple’
- Was among the guests at Tom Cruise’s and Katie Holmes’s wedding
- Was a Boy Scout
- He is very active in AIDS fundraising
- Worked with Nina Van Pallandt in “American Gigolo”, and then played her lover Clifford Irving in “The Hoax”, in which she was played by Julie Delpy

Instead of a normal “top five” list, I wanted to provide you a look at my “Top 7” Richard Gere films.  Here they are in order of importance to me, and a quick look synopsis for each film.

7. Primal Fear: In Chicago, an Archbishop has been brutally murdered, and a sweet-faced altar boy named Aaron — who was seen fleeing the scene of the crime and whose clothes were soaked in blood — is charged with the crime. Aaron claims he was present when the murder occurred, but that he is not the killer. Coming to Aaron’s rescue in this high-profile case is Martin Vail, a cocky lawyer who loves the media’s spotlight as much as he loves his job. The legal road ahead of Martin and Aaron is filled with many obstacles, including a very determined prosecuting attorney (who’s Martin’s ex-lover), revelations about the Archbishop’s “relationship” with the altar boys, and Aaron himself, who has a very violent, repugnant second personality named Roy. Is Aaron/Roy guilty? Or is he taking the fall for someone else?

Powerful, media-hungry Chicago defense attorney Martin Vail (Richard Gere) gets in over his head when he takes the case of an altar boy (Edward Norton making his film debut) accused of murdering an archbishop. His opponent for the prosecution is his former protege and lover Janet Venable (Laura Linney), who’s out to make this her watershed case. A suspenseful courtroom with a truly unexpected ending, this drama is based on the novel by William Diehl.

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6. First Knight: On the way to meet King Arthur, her future husband and ally, Lady Guenevere and her retinue are attacked by Arthur’s mortal enemy, the malicious Malagant. Prince Malagant wants possession of Guinevere’s land, which lies between Arthur’s kingdom and his own. However, the daring Lancelot intercedes and foils the attack. In return, this roaming-sword-for-hire asks for a kiss from the lovely Lady — a request that Guinevere coldly refuses. They meet again when Lancelot turns up at one of Camelot’s public tournaments, and proves to Arthur that he deserves to become the King’s first knight. So when Malagant strikes again, kidnapping Queen Guinevere, Lancelot once more serves as her rescuer. But now, Guinevere’s reaction is no longer chilly — and the two proceed to fall in love, betraying Arthur’s trust and friendship.

Lancelot (Richard Gere) is a rogue with no ties, no enemies, and no fear- until he meets Lady Guinevere of Leonesse (Julia Ormond). She has promised to marry King Arthur (Sean Connery), not only because his armies can protect her country, but because she truly loves him. But her chance encounter with Lancelot as she prepared to enter Camelot stirs conflicting and powerful emotions within her. Arthur welcomes both into his city with open heart, little foreseeing how his great capacity for love and trust opens the doors for his own betrayal.

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5. An Officer And A Gentlemen: In this popular romance, Richard Gere plays Zack Mayo, a self-serving, cynical loner desperately hoping to earn a naval commission to become a jet pilot. His single-minded focus on getting though Officer Candidate School is unexpectedly waylaid by his involvement with a local girl (Debra Winger) and his newfound friendships in the ranks, so Zack finds that achieving his dreams may not be a solo pursuit after all. Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warren sing the memorable Academy Award-winning theme song “Up Where We Belong.”

Zack Mayo (Richard Gere) has nothing–the son of an alcoholic, indifferent military father, he’s grown up in the Philippines living on top of a brothel. But after college he decides he wants more and, despite his father’s mockery, enrolls in the navy’s Officer Candidate School to become a jet pilot. His sergeant, brilliantly played by Louis Gossett Jr., makes his life a living hell from day one, but Zack won’t quit. The candidates are warned to stay away from the local girls looking for naval husbands, but Zack and his bunkmate, Sid (David Keith), find themselves falling for two friends, Paula (Debra Winger) and Lynette (Lisa Blount), who work at the local paper mill. Zack fights his feelings for Paula, determined to let nothing sway him from his goals. But as the hellish weeks of training go by, Zack begins to see that maybe he can’t do it alone–and that what’s getting him through are his friends in the ranks, and the girl he’s been pushing away. Widely acclaimed at the time of its release, director Taylor Hackford’s inspiring film is a romance for the ages.

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4. Final Analysis: Set in San Francisco, this psychological thriller pits a smart and determined psychiatrist (Richard Gere) against two beautiful, inscrutable, and potentially dangerous sisters (Uma Thurman and Kim Basinger). After soliciting the help of a patient’s older sister in order to help him understand her past, he begins an illicit affair that lures him into treacherous waters. The resulting triangle explodes into murder, a trial, and numerous double-crosses.

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3. American Gigolo: Richard Gere is Julian Kay, a slick emotionally and spiritually deprived L.A. hustler in AMERICAN GIGOLO. While servicing an upscale clientele in the Hollywood area, he becomes involved with a rich senator’s wife (Lauren Hutton), their relationship extending beyond Julian’s normal encounters. Little does he know he is about to be framed for murder, forcing him to rely on alibis from Madame Anne (Nina Van Pallandt), a crooked pimp (Bill Duke), or the senator’s wife herself. A stylishly sleazy look at moral decay and redemption, director Paul Schrader combines a European cinematic sensibility with his usual themes of moral drift and emotional alienation in this vivid portrait of early 1980s chic Hollywood decadence.

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2. Pretty Woman: While driving back to his Beverly Hills hotel, millionaire corporate raider Edward Lewis takes a wrong turn and ends up on Hollywood Boulevard, where he meets prostitute Vivian Ward. She steers him back to his hotel, charming him along the way, and he decides to hire her for the rest of the evening. In the morning, Edward realizes that he could use an escort for the week, so he hands Vivian $3000 to stay — and sends her on a fantasy shopping spree. What begins as a purely business transaction develops into something more, but can a poor prostitute and a rich businessman really live happily ever after?

In the Cinderella story that made Julia Roberts a star, a corporate raider hires a hooker to pose as his girlfriend for a week… and falls in love. Meanwhile, she wonders if the straight life – with him – might be a dream come true. Academy Award Nominations: Best Actress–Julia Roberts.

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1. The Jackal: The United States is trying to help the New Russia in the war against organized crime in that country. Presently, they are after Terek Murad, a deadly crime boss. When they raid one of his establishments, Murad’s brother is killed. Murad seeks revenge against the ones who killed his brother, FBI agent Carter Preston and Russian Major Valentina Koslova, but most of all, he wants to send a message to the Americans about interfering in matters that don’t concern them, so he hires an international assassin to kill the head of the FBI. When the assassin advises Murad to go into hiding until the job is done, he does. Desperate to know what Murad is doing, Preston allows the Russians to abduct Murad’s errand boy and torture him to find out, and he utters the word “Jackal” which Preston recognizes as the name of an international assassin. They have to find him but unfortunatly, there is noone who knows who he is except for one person, whom they have to find and the only person who knows where that person is, is Declan Mulqueen, an IRA man, who is in prison, they offer to reduce his sentence is he helps them but refuses because all he wants is to be freed, so they decide to leave but he tells them that he knows who the Jackal is. So they release him and together they try to find the Jackal before he makes his move which won’t be easy because he is very wily.

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Well there you have it, my favorite Richard Gere films, and my top pick “The Jackal” starring Richard Gere and Bruce Willis – I love this movie!   Richard also has the honor of becoming my very first inductee into the “Sizzling Hot Actor Hall of Fame”.  Which Richard Gere film is your favorite, one from my list, or another from his wonderful career?  Maybe you enjoyed one of these films: “Shall We Dance”, “Chicago”, “Red Corner”, “Breathless”, “Bee Season”,  “The Cotton Club”, “The Hoax”, “Internal Affairs”, “The Mothman Prophecies”, “Mr. Jones”, “No Mercy”, “Runaway Bride”, or “Unfaithful”.

No matter what Richard stars in, it’s worthy of watching.  Not only to see him act, as he is an exceptional actor, but to just “check him out”.  Richard, you are admired by this blogger; never stop doing what you’re doing!

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Everyone have a great weekend.  Warren and I are heading out of town early tomorrow morning, while battling the snow in the process.  We are heading down to Minneapolis, and will be doing a little shopping and probably hitting the town on Saturday night…maybe we will see you at the Eagle and Bolt!  Sunday we are having Christmas with my family, so the gifts will be in abundance.  Sunday night after eating far too much food, opening too many gifts, and watching the Vikings win…we will head back home.

I will talk to you again next week.  Take care and enjoy your weekend!

Steve

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Oh Mamma…”Hot” DVD Release of the Week

Posted by steveonsinema on December 16, 2008

I’m back again with another blog entry, and yes, it’s that time again…time for my “HOT” DVD Release of the Week.  This week’s pick is not only a gay man’s dream…a movie starring Meryl Streep (gay), a movie featuring an all ABBA soundtrack (very gay), and a movie musical (totally gay)…but it also features some eye candy for all of us gay men out there.  It’s about time we see another male threesome on screen, it’s been a long time since “Three Men and a Baby” came out. ☺

This week’s DVD pick of the week is “Mamma Mia!”. My partner Warren and I went to see this movie a few months back at the Lakes 10 Theater in Duluth.  We both thoroughly enjoyed the movie; it was actually a lot of fun to watch.  Not only did we get to see some “male skin” from the three stars of the film, but actually got to hear them sing as well…oh Pierce Brosnan, my heart skippeth-a-beat when you carried a tune!  Although the eye candy was geared more towards me than my partner, who likes them young, Warren very much enjoyed the film and the actors as well.

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Here is a quick look at the film…

MAMMA MIA! became a Broadway smash when it hit Broadway back in 2001. With a story framed around the music of the Swedish pop band Abba, crowds loved its raucous, dance party vibe. Now it comes to the silver screen, with some truly delightful performances from the likes of Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan. It is the story of Sophie (Amanda Seyfried) a young woman living on a picturesque Greek island with her mother, Donna (Streep.) Together, Donna and Sophie run a ramshackle island inn, and they are in the midst of preparing for Sophie’s wedding. As the wedding approaches, Sophie becomes troubled by the fact that she has never known her father. She was the result of one of her mother’s summer flings, and her mother has never revealed her father’s identity. When Sophie stumbles upon her mother’s diary, she learns that there are three possible men who could be her dad. Without telling her mother, she invites all three to her wedding. When Harry (Colin Firth), Sam (Brosnan), and Bill (Stellan Skarsgard) all arrive at the same time, Donna is of course shocked and overwhelmed by seeing her old lovers again after such a long time. She turns to her two best friends, Tanya (Christine Baranaki) and Rosie (Julia Walters), for their support, and vows to just get through the wedding and weekend. Meanwhile, Sophie spends time with each man, determined to learn the truth. Major hijinks and confusion ensues, all amidst the utterly romance scenery, and the rather irresistible, swelling love ballads. Streep has a lovely singing voice, and to watch her throw herself into this whimsical role is truly a delight. She looks like she is having a ball, and it is hard not to shimmy along with her. Baranski reliably delivers an over-the-top showstopper, and Brosnan’s tender singing voice makes his character all the more touching. The film strives to be a jubilant celebration of mother/daughter relationships and the love between good friends, and no matter how cheesy some may find Abba, it is hard to resist its many charms.

Now that you got a glimpse of the story, here’s a look at the careers of the three men (aka hotties) in the film.  I know that Sophie was looking for her one true father in the film, but why settle for one when you can have all three “daddies”. ☺

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Stellan Skarsgard: Skarsgård started his acting career early, at age of 10 he already had a great experience in film, TV, and stage. Most of his early roles were in Swedish TV and movies. Skarsgård is particularly associated with director Lars von Trier, having starred in three of the Danish auteur’s features, including “The Kingdom”, “Breaking the Waves”, and “Dogville”. Aside from these, his best-known Scandinavian work is probably his leading role as the guilt-ridden policeman Jonas Engström in the original “Insomnia”. Among his English-language film roles are: King Theseus who abducted Helen in “Helen of Troy”, a scientist testing a cure for Alzheimer’s Disease on sharks in “Deep Blue Sea”, Abolitionist Lewis Tappan in “Amistad”, Russian submarine captain Tupolov in “The Hunt for Red October”, an engineer in “The Unbearable Lightness of Being”, an MIT professor of mathematics in “Good Will Hunting”, a young Lankester Merrin in “Exorcist: The Beginning” (and in Paul Schrader’s version, Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist), Gregor in “Ronin”, the Saxon warlord Cerdic in “King Arthur”, William ‘Bootstrap Bill’ Turner in “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” and “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”, and Joe Heiser in “Wind”. He was considered for the role of Oskar Schindler in “Schindler’s List”. Interestingly, Skarsgård reports that people often mistake him for Liam Neeson, who portrayed Schindler in the film. Skarsgård would in fact replace Neeson in “Exorcist: The Beginning”. He also had a guest stint on the HBO TV Series “Entourage” as Verner Vollstedt, the German director of the fictional film Smokejumpers who has a bias against the main character Vincent Chase, one of the stars of the film.

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Pierce Brosnan: Brosnan’s first post-Bond role was that of Daniel Rafferty in 2004’s “Laws of Attraction”. Garreth Murphy, of Entertainment described Brosnan’s performance as “surprisingly effective, gently riffing off his James Bond persona and supplementing it with a raffish energy”. In the same year, Brosnan starred in “After the Sunset” alongside Salma Hayek and Woody Harrelson. Brosnan’s next film was 2005’s “The Matador”. He starred as Julian Noble, a jaded, boozy assassin who meets a traveling salesman (Greg Kinnear) in a Mexican bar. The film was better received than “After the Sunset” and garnered more positive reviews. Roger Ebert for the Chicago Sun-Times called Brosnan’s performance the best of his career. Brosnan was nominated for a Golden Globe award for Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy but lost to Joaquin Phoenix for “Walk the Line”. Brosnan’s first film of 2007 was “Seraphim Falls”, in which he starred alongside fellow Irishman Liam Neeson. The film was released for limited screenings on January 26, 2007 to average reviews. Pre-production has started on “The Thomas Crown Affair 2”, the sequel to the 1999 film “The Thomas Crown Affair”. The sequel, directed by Dutch director Paul Verhoeven, will use Eric Ambler’s novel “The Light of Day” and the 1964 adaptation, “Topkapi” as a basis. Brosnan will also be financially backing “Caitlin”, a film about Caitlin MacNamara, wife of poet Dylan Thomas. The title role will be played by Miranda Richardson and Brosnan will have a small part as Thomas’s literary agent, John Brinnin. Brosnan’s co-star in Die Another Day, Rosamund Pike, will also appear. In 2008, Brosnan joined Meryl Streep in the film adaption of the ABBA musical Mamma Mia!. He played Sam Carmichael, one of three men rumoured to be the father of lead Amanda Seyfried, while Streep played her mother. Judy Craymer, producer to the film, said “Pierce brings a certain smooch factor, and we think he’ll have great chemistry with Meryl in a romantic comedy.” Brosnan’s preparation in singing for the role included walking up and down the coast and singing karaoke to his own voice for about six weeks, followed by rehearsals in New York which he noted “sounded dreadful”. He is also to narrate the UK and US Versions of “Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends”. In 2009, Brosnan will star in “The Big Biazarro”, directed by Vondie Curtis-Hall. The film is an adaptation of the Leonard Wise novel of the same name. He plays a card player who mentors a headstrong protégé. Brosnan has also spoke recently of making a Western film with fellow Irishmen Gabriel Byrne and Colm Meaney. Actor and director Danny DeVito has stated that Brosnan will join Dakota Fanning and Morgan Freeman in his adaptation of the 1990 novel “The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle”. He will play “Zachariah, the ship’s cook, surgeon, and carpenter.”

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Colin Firth: In 1983, Firth starred as Guy Bennett in the award-winning London stage production of “Another Country”. In 1984, he made his film debut in the screen adaptation of the play, taking the role of Tommy Judd (opposite Rupert Everett as Bennett). In 1986 he starred in “Lost Empires” with Sir Laurence Olivier, a TV adaptation of J. B. Priestley’s novel, then in 1987, he appeared alongside Kenneth Branagh in the film version of J. L. Carr’s novel, “A Month in the Country”. In 1989, he played the title role in the film “Valmont”. Following these earlier roles, it was in the 1995 BBC television adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic “Pride and Prejudice” that Firth gained wider renown. The serial was a major international success, and Firth became known as a heartthrob because of his role as Fitzwilliam Darcy. This performance also made him the object of affection for fictional journalist Bridget Jones (created by Helen Fielding), an interest which carried on into the two novels featuring the Jones character. In the second novel, “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason”, the character even meets Firth in Rome. As something of an in-joke, when the novels were adapted for the cinema, Firth was cast as Jones’s love interest, Mark Darcy. Continuing this in-joke there was a dog called Mr Darcy in the film “St. Trinian’s” which Colin’s character accidentally kills. Firth had a supporting role in “The English Patient” (1996) and since then has starred in films such as “Fever Pitch” (1997), “Shakespeare in Love” (1998), “Bridget Jones’s Diary” (2001), “The Importance of Being Earnest” (2002), “Love Actually” (2003), “What a Girl Wants” (2003), “Girl with a Pearl Earring” (2003), “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason” (2004), “Nanny McPhee” (2005), “The Last Legion” with Aishwarya Rai (2007), and of course the film adaptation of “Mamma Mia!” (2008). Most recently Colin starred in “Easy Virtue” (2008) which has just screened at the Rome Film Festival to excellent reviews.

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Well, there you have it, a fun film “Mamma Mia!” filled with on-screen hotness from the actors mentioned above.  What did you think of the movie, and who is your favorite “daddy” in the film?  Send me a note, or leave me a comment and let me know.

When heading out to pick up this DVD, don’t forget to add the soundtrack to your shopping list as well.  I know that one retail store is selling them both as a 2-pack.  My partner Warren loved the music in the film, and was interested in purchasing the CD after we watched the movie.  He hasn’t bought it yet, but who knows, Christmas is just around the corner and maybe Santa will bring him a surprise…that is if he has been a good boy!  Of course he has!!

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Everyone have a great evening, or morning, or day…depending on when you may be reading this.  Until we meet again, enjoy your week and stay nice and toasty indoors.  This is especially true if you live in the Northern part of the world where we do…it’s cold out there, well below zero again tonight.

Take care,

Steve

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